The Ultimate Electric Toothbrush: Your New Life Coach

There was once a time when the primary concern of owning an electric toothbrush was the question of whether it could provide a sufficient oscillation of bristles to reach those hard-to-clean molars. Enter the latest innovation, the Ultimate Electric Toothbrush, which claims to not only scrub your teeth but also deliver unsolicited life advice. Because who needs therapy when your toothbrush can remind you to relax after a long day at work? Welcome to the absurd world where technology has evolved from dental hygiene to acting as a wannabe life coach.